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Phaeton

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I would suspect spambots trying to register but no idea if you could check that. I wasn't one of them, I was being taken kicking & screaming around the shops :cry: I don't like her kind of shops.

Alan...
 

esdebe

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Any shop that SWMBO takes you to where she doen't know before she gets there what she is buying is one of those shops..... I try to only go shopping with her is she gives me a list before hand and I always walk out as soon as she starts looking at something not on the list!!!
 

hmalan

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For years I used to go shopping with my wife, I even used to volunteer that we should go shopping to make her happy, but then I always walked around with a face like a smacked a**e moaning and groaning at everything.

About 18 months ago we made an agreement, I don't volunteer to go shopping, she doesn't ask me to go shopping and I never ask what is in the bags when she gets home.

This has worked great ever since.
 

snowstar

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Not all women are like that!

I never take the husband cos he just gets in the way, that way i can spend his money without answering wot u need that 4?
U already got one?
So i say just give me ur money and i'll go shopping! lol

Christine x
 

Phaeton

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"snowstar"":2xuh0g5l said:
wot u need that 4? U already got one?
Boy has he got you trained if you've only got one other, I would have to say "wot u need that 4? U already got five of those & four of those & nine of them"

Alan...
 

snowstar

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No he has not got me trained, lol

I just know if he gives me no money for shopping, ( meaning i have to spend i own ) then he will have to come with me, so garranteed to get his money lol well a woman has gotta have a plan :evil: lol.
 

snowstar

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This is why u should take men shopping with u at all times!


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.


Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.



She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.


The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead …
 
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