Well here's my progress so far:-
Rear drums removed cleaned up and back on.
Front pads and callipers inspected and okay.
Cleaned massive pile of Cat Sick off drivers seat.
Checked Battery...... DRY and DEAD.. new one needed.
Greased all nipples.
Kicked next door's Cat firmly in its dirty hairball covered bollocks
Checked timing... -3 degrees off.
Ignored timing issue because access to distributer locking bolt is impossible with rear of seat fuel tank.
Removed Oil filter.
Visited A&E to get dislocated wrist put back in after removing Oil filter
Oil Changed
Clean K&N Air filter
Checked Plugs.. look okay.. but who knows.. put them back.
Threw old oil filter at white Cat from down three doors down.
Pondered over Handbrake that simply doesn't work
Gave up and had a Stella.
Got shouted at by Tracy for telling a mate on the phone that "It looks like every dirty pussy in Wakefield has been in my car... I don't mind them sleeping in there, but why do they have to throw up"
New battery to fit.... then up to MOT station for long debate about whether i REALLY NEED a handbrake.
I'd forgotten how much of a pain in the arse these things are..... Happy Days! ;D
Rear drums removed cleaned up and back on.
Front pads and callipers inspected and okay.
Cleaned massive pile of Cat Sick off drivers seat.
Checked Battery...... DRY and DEAD.. new one needed.
Greased all nipples.
Kicked next door's Cat firmly in its dirty hairball covered bollocks
Checked timing... -3 degrees off.
Ignored timing issue because access to distributer locking bolt is impossible with rear of seat fuel tank.
Removed Oil filter.
Visited A&E to get dislocated wrist put back in after removing Oil filter
Oil Changed
Clean K&N Air filter
Checked Plugs.. look okay.. but who knows.. put them back.
Threw old oil filter at white Cat from down three doors down.
Pondered over Handbrake that simply doesn't work
Gave up and had a Stella.
Got shouted at by Tracy for telling a mate on the phone that "It looks like every dirty pussy in Wakefield has been in my car... I don't mind them sleeping in there, but why do they have to throw up"
New battery to fit.... then up to MOT station for long debate about whether i REALLY NEED a handbrake.
I'd forgotten how much of a pain in the arse these things are..... Happy Days! ;D